C++ Variable Names

Sometimes I write programs that tell stories. Here are some of the more interesting variable declarations I've come across:

interesting;
intrepid;
intellient;
const intgardener;
stringtheory;
long longtimeAgo;
doubletime;
doubleorNothing;
doubleo7;
floatsYourBoat;
shortstory;
classified;
charbroiled;
signedsealedAndDelivered;