We have Miss America capturing the attention of our nation all year long. But surprisingly I found that "Misamerica" isn't a word. Maybe it should be. Or maybe we should have some pageants like these:
| The beauty pageant for criminals | is | Misdemeanor. |
| The beauty pageant for carnival palm readers | is | Misfortune. |
| The beauty pageant for wealthy heiresses | is | Mistrust. |
| The beauty pageant for telephone operators | is | Miscommunication. |
| The beauty pageant for senators | is | Misrepresentation. |
| The beauty pageant for silo operators | is | Missle. |
| The beauty pageant for eminent domain proponents | is | Mistaking. |
| The beauty pageant for torch-wielders | is | Misfire. |
| The beauty pageant for borrowers | is | Misappropriation. |
| The beauty pageant for glitch abusers | is | MISSINGNO.. |
| The beauty pageant for faction members | is | Misaligned. |
| The beauty pageant for mail carriers | is | Missive. |
| The beauty pageant for B. F. Skinner fans | is | Misbehavior. |
| The beauty pageant for localized women | is | Misplace. |
| The beauty pageant for confused people | is | Misunderstanding. |
| The beauty pageant for mathematicians | is | Miscalculation. |
| The beauty pageant for English majors | is | Misspelling. |
| The beauty pageant for symphony leaders | is | Misconduct. |
| The beauty pageant for tempermental people | is | Misfit. |
| The beauty pageant for leaders | is | Mischief. |
| The beauty pageant for quacks | is | Misdiagnosis. |
| The beauty pageant for malcontents | is | Misery. |
| The beauty pageant for counselors | is | Misguidance. |
| The beauty pageant for magistrates | is | Misjudge. |
| The beauty pageant for plants | is | Mistletoe. |
| The beauty pageant for rulers | is | Mislead. |
| The beauty pageant for firestarters | is | Mismatch. |
| The beauty pageant for data gatherers | is | Mismeasure. |
| The beauty pageant for completely unattractive people | is | Misnomer. |
| The beauty pageant for male supremists | is | Misogyny. |