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The (re)Constitution


This site is meant to be a demonstration of the humorous implications of computer-generated phrases and documents. The United States Constitution is used because the phrases and statements it generates are unusually humorous and more readable than other texts (mainly because of the combination of short phrases and long "bridge" words).

This site is not meant to disparage the government of the United States of America, nor its officials or leaders. The statements generated here have no force in law, nor should be construed to present the political views of the United States of America or any of its citizens.

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